What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Will you Vote for Andrew Tate for UK PM?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Megyn Kelly: Meghan Markle's Pregnancy Post Disrespects Childbirth - TheWrap

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

What is the most clever way you have seen someone respond to road rage?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Scouting Drew Allar: Penn State quarterback similar to Joe Flacco - NFL.com

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich

Still no good

No way

Minds and Behinds

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?