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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:08

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Will you Vote for Andrew Tate for UK PM?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
What is the most clever way you have seen someone respond to road rage?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich
Still no good
No way
Minds and Behinds